1 00:00:09,103 --> 00:00:10,275 - "The Ms. Pat Show" was filmed 2 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:15,000 in front of a live studio audience. 3 00:00:15,068 --> 00:00:16,965 - Having tunnel vision is great, 4 00:00:17,034 --> 00:00:19,655 unless you lookin' up an asshole, 5 00:00:19,724 --> 00:00:20,965 'cause those lights that you think 6 00:00:21,034 --> 00:00:22,275 is so bright and beautiful 7 00:00:22,344 --> 00:00:24,241 is actually a piece of corn. 8 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:26,206 Now you done gone and got yourself in some shit, 9 00:00:26,275 --> 00:00:28,000 because you weren't paying attention 10 00:00:28,068 --> 00:00:29,586 to who was paying attention 11 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:32,310 to what you was supposed to be paying attention to. 12 00:00:32,379 --> 00:00:34,103 Now, I know that shit sounded crazy, 13 00:00:34,172 --> 00:00:37,172 but pay attention to this episode. 14 00:00:38,379 --> 00:00:43,896 - Ah, "Full House," classic Black TV. 15 00:00:43,965 --> 00:00:45,448 - They not Black. 16 00:00:45,517 --> 00:00:46,965 - Well then, you explain three families 17 00:00:47,034 --> 00:00:48,310 living under the same roof. 18 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:52,068 They Black. 19 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:54,758 - Ow. 20 00:00:54,827 --> 00:00:56,000 - Yeah. 21 00:00:56,068 --> 00:00:57,137 - Ow. 22 00:00:57,206 --> 00:00:58,931 - [chuckles] 23 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,931 - [grunting] 24 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,862 [both laugh] 25 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:05,586 - I said God damn. 26 00:01:07,413 --> 00:01:08,517 - Brandon, when'd you get home? 27 00:01:08,586 --> 00:01:10,655 - Oh, hey, DJ Tanner and Michelle. 28 00:01:10,724 --> 00:01:12,137 I'm over here, suffering in pain, 29 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,862 and y'all acting like y'all work in emergency room, 30 00:01:13,931 --> 00:01:16,103 and I ain't got no insurance. 31 00:01:17,586 --> 00:01:21,068 - What the problem, Project Boy? 32 00:01:21,137 --> 00:01:22,689 - Yeah, you don't like stripping no more? 33 00:01:22,758 --> 00:01:24,482 - Not in this recession. 34 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:27,034 Man, people don't even have "make it clap" money anymore. 35 00:01:27,103 --> 00:01:28,724 I only came home with $50 tonight. 36 00:01:28,793 --> 00:01:30,931 - Ah, don't sell yourself short. 37 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,896 You also came home with pole burn on your nuts 38 00:01:32,965 --> 00:01:34,206 and lower self-esteem. 39 00:01:34,275 --> 00:01:35,379 - [laughs] Oh, that's good. 40 00:01:35,448 --> 00:01:36,931 - Yeah, yeah. - [mockingly] Pole burn. 41 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,689 Shut up. 42 00:01:38,758 --> 00:01:40,275 I'm being serious, guys. 43 00:01:40,344 --> 00:01:41,931 I don't know how much longer I can take this. 44 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,413 Stripping is a younger man's game, 45 00:01:43,482 --> 00:01:45,724 and I think I slipped a disc in my lap dance tonight. 46 00:01:45,793 --> 00:01:48,724 - Dang, you one body roll away from a displaced hip. 47 00:01:48,793 --> 00:01:50,655 [both laughing] 48 00:01:50,724 --> 00:01:53,034 - Those hips do lie. 49 00:01:55,034 --> 00:01:57,448 - Okay, sorry. 50 00:01:57,517 --> 00:02:00,206 Look, maybe it's time you try something different. 51 00:02:00,275 --> 00:02:01,551 - Like what? 52 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:03,241 Look, this may be a shock to you guys, 53 00:02:03,310 --> 00:02:04,448 but I don't have that many skills. 54 00:02:04,517 --> 00:02:07,068 - [gasps sarcastically] No... 55 00:02:07,137 --> 00:02:08,896 [both laugh] 56 00:02:08,965 --> 00:02:10,275 - Hey, you know what? 57 00:02:10,344 --> 00:02:12,103 There's a video gaming club down at school. 58 00:02:12,172 --> 00:02:14,241 I heard they've been looking for a coach for a while now. 59 00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:15,689 - Wait, for real? 60 00:02:15,758 --> 00:02:17,275 So hold on. You mean to tell me 61 00:02:17,344 --> 00:02:19,862 that I can get paid to play with kids? 62 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,862 I do that every day anyway. 63 00:02:23,655 --> 00:02:25,724 - Please never say that out loud again. 64 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,965 - Yeah, I mean, you could come over tomorrow 65 00:02:30,034 --> 00:02:31,482 and talk to Principal Horner. 66 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:33,000 - Oh, I'll be there fo' sho'. 67 00:02:33,068 --> 00:02:34,724 Ain't no way I'm stripping my way into retirement. 68 00:02:34,793 --> 00:02:36,241 That's can't be me. 69 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:39,551 - Good, 'cause retirement age for a stripper is 25. 70 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:41,068 You came in overstaying your welcome. 71 00:02:41,137 --> 00:02:43,034 - Ooh, that was a good one. That was a good one. 72 00:02:43,103 --> 00:02:44,965 - Ow. 73 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,482 - That's what you get. - Mm-hmm. 74 00:02:46,551 --> 00:02:48,448 - ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪ 75 00:02:48,517 --> 00:02:52,137 ♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 76 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:53,551 - Man... 77 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:54,965 messin' around with Junebug the other day, 78 00:02:55,034 --> 00:02:56,827 I think I done tore my knee up. 79 00:02:56,896 --> 00:02:59,793 Now, every time it rain, my leg act up worse 80 00:02:59,862 --> 00:03:01,172 than a white kid in public. 81 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,586 - You want me to slap it in the mouth? 82 00:03:08,103 --> 00:03:09,413 Guess what. I just got booked 83 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:11,275 to headline downtown Indianapolis 84 00:03:11,344 --> 00:03:14,379 at the Mercury Comedy Club. 85 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:17,103 And I'm sorry about your hoof, baby. 86 00:03:17,172 --> 00:03:19,206 - Thank you, baby. The Merkin, huh? 87 00:03:19,275 --> 00:03:22,275 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Ooh, that place is nice. 88 00:03:22,344 --> 00:03:23,827 Look at you, superstar. 89 00:03:23,896 --> 00:03:26,241 - Yes, and I can't wait till they hear my new bit 90 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:28,931 about my granddaddy hanging us for stealing them food stamps. 91 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:34,068 Baby, they about to laugh till they panty liner leaks. 92 00:03:34,137 --> 00:03:36,413 - [laughs] I'm proud of you, Pat. 93 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:38,827 Oh! [grunts] 94 00:03:38,896 --> 00:03:40,758 Ooh, this leg. Baby, can you come hit me up 95 00:03:40,827 --> 00:03:42,310 with some of this Icy Hot, please? 96 00:03:42,379 --> 00:03:44,896 - Which wig for your show, Pat-Pat? 97 00:03:44,965 --> 00:03:47,896 - I'm not wearing them bright-ass wigs, Denise. 98 00:03:47,965 --> 00:03:50,620 I'm trying to do stand-up, not land a plane. 99 00:03:52,965 --> 00:03:56,034 - She didn't mean that, Ruby. 100 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,310 I think you need something bright 101 00:03:57,379 --> 00:03:58,965 for your first headlining date. 102 00:03:59,034 --> 00:04:00,965 I'm thinking the purple. 103 00:04:01,034 --> 00:04:02,241 - I'm not walking 'round here 104 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,620 looking like Barney done shitted in my head. 105 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:12,689 - Can you just come upstairs 106 00:04:12,758 --> 00:04:14,310 so that we can look at more options? 107 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:17,241 - Ones that don't look like a Muppet committed suicide. 108 00:04:17,310 --> 00:04:18,482 - Hey, Pat. 109 00:04:18,551 --> 00:04:20,379 - What you want, Old Yeller? Damn. 110 00:04:20,448 --> 00:04:22,862 - I've been trying to tell you 111 00:04:22,931 --> 00:04:25,517 that I think there's something wrong with my leg. 112 00:04:25,586 --> 00:04:27,034 - Oh, for real? - Yeah. 113 00:04:27,103 --> 00:04:28,241 - Hold on, baby. 114 00:04:31,724 --> 00:04:33,586 Now, what I'ma need you to do is take two of these. 115 00:04:33,655 --> 00:04:35,448 Which one of your legs hurt? - The right. 116 00:04:35,517 --> 00:04:37,275 - Okay, and I'ma need you to walk 117 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:39,551 on your left foot, okay? [kisses] 118 00:04:41,103 --> 00:04:43,827 'Cause your right one ain't no good, baby. 119 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:46,517 - Hey, hey, hey, these for menstrual cramps! 120 00:04:49,068 --> 00:04:50,413 - Morning, 121 00:04:50,482 --> 00:04:51,862 Ah, you seem to be getting settled 122 00:04:51,931 --> 00:04:53,827 into your new job nicely. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 123 00:04:53,896 --> 00:04:55,137 I got a lot of stuff planned for today. 124 00:04:55,206 --> 00:04:56,586 First, I'ma teach 'em how to do cheat codes. 125 00:04:56,655 --> 00:04:59,344 - I don't really care, Brandon. 126 00:04:59,413 --> 00:05:01,620 - Well, I just wanted to say thank you for the opportunity, 127 00:05:01,689 --> 00:05:02,655 and I promise I won't let you down. 128 00:05:02,724 --> 00:05:04,172 - Ah, well, we're, uh-- 129 00:05:04,241 --> 00:05:05,241 [shaking] We're-- 130 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:07,137 happy to see you. 131 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:08,517 You know, I thought I was gonna have to shut down 132 00:05:08,586 --> 00:05:10,482 this whole program after Mr. Galvin got fired. 133 00:05:10,551 --> 00:05:11,965 - Oh, why'd they let him go? 134 00:05:12,034 --> 00:05:14,724 - Oh, he was running a dog-fighting ring 135 00:05:14,793 --> 00:05:17,137 out on the football field after-hours. 136 00:05:17,206 --> 00:05:19,827 One of the dogs bit him. He called it an ugly mutt. 137 00:05:19,896 --> 00:05:21,965 Someone got offended-- you know this cancel culture. 138 00:05:22,034 --> 00:05:23,689 - Mm. 139 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:25,689 Listen, you don't have to worry about me, I promise you. 140 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:27,517 I'm just here to play with kids. 141 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:33,413 - Maybe we could workshop a better way of saying that. 142 00:05:33,482 --> 00:05:35,413 - Oh, is it "playing"-- - Yeah. 143 00:05:36,862 --> 00:05:39,448 Oh, class! Let me introduce you 144 00:05:39,517 --> 00:05:43,758 to Mr. Brandon, your new coach. 145 00:05:43,827 --> 00:05:45,103 How 'bout we give him a warm welcome? 146 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:47,758 [light applause] 147 00:05:47,827 --> 00:05:50,758 Welcome was about as warm as my ex-wife. 148 00:05:52,137 --> 00:05:53,344 - Well, hey, everybody. 149 00:05:53,413 --> 00:05:54,862 I'm really excited to be here today. 150 00:05:54,931 --> 00:05:56,517 You know, being your guys' coach 151 00:05:56,586 --> 00:05:58,482 kind of reminds me of Denzel, you know? 152 00:05:58,551 --> 00:06:00,206 From "Remember the Titans"? 153 00:06:00,275 --> 00:06:02,482 [as Denzel] "I don't care if you like each other or not, 154 00:06:02,551 --> 00:06:05,620 "but you will respect each other, and maybe, I don't know, 155 00:06:05,689 --> 00:06:09,379 maybe we can play this game like men, huh?" 156 00:06:09,448 --> 00:06:10,724 - Cute impression, 157 00:06:10,793 --> 00:06:12,655 but are you even qualified to lead this team? 158 00:06:12,724 --> 00:06:14,793 - I don't know, you tell me. 159 00:06:14,862 --> 00:06:17,689 I mean, I have been gaming since the genesis of Sega. 160 00:06:17,758 --> 00:06:21,206 - Genesis of Sega, Sega Genesis--we get it. 161 00:06:21,275 --> 00:06:22,241 You're very clever. 162 00:06:22,310 --> 00:06:23,896 - Clever enough to memorize 163 00:06:23,965 --> 00:06:26,896 the original Konami "Contra" code by heart. 164 00:06:26,965 --> 00:06:29,965 Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, 165 00:06:30,034 --> 00:06:31,862 B, A, select, start. 166 00:06:31,931 --> 00:06:34,379 Boom! That's what I'm talking about! 167 00:06:34,448 --> 00:06:35,586 Now, I don't know about you, 168 00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:38,068 but everybody about to live forever. 169 00:06:38,137 --> 00:06:40,172 - Big whoop, you guys looked so stupid, 170 00:06:40,241 --> 00:06:41,482 dancing like that. 171 00:06:41,551 --> 00:06:43,517 - Did I also mention that I am ranked third 172 00:06:43,586 --> 00:06:46,482 in the state for "Legends of War"? 173 00:06:46,551 --> 00:06:48,586 all: Ooh... - Silence! 174 00:06:48,655 --> 00:06:50,793 - That game's super-hard. Stephen's our best player, 175 00:06:50,862 --> 00:06:52,551 and he's only ranked 234th. 176 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:55,068 - I'm actually 233rd now. 177 00:06:55,137 --> 00:06:56,931 Thank you, Jasmine. 178 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,137 And I don't believe you. 179 00:06:58,206 --> 00:07:01,482 I challenge you to a game-off. - [gasps] 180 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:03,862 Not a game-off. - Yes, a game-off. 181 00:07:03,931 --> 00:07:07,034 If Coach...Brandon, was it? 182 00:07:07,103 --> 00:07:09,344 Proves his mettle and emerges victorious 183 00:07:09,413 --> 00:07:11,068 against me, then, and only then, 184 00:07:11,137 --> 00:07:13,310 will Mr. Brandon earn the title of coach. 185 00:07:13,379 --> 00:07:16,827 - [scoffs] You trying to get your bold booty beat, huh? 186 00:07:16,896 --> 00:07:18,413 Well, let me tell you something, Stefan. 187 00:07:18,482 --> 00:07:20,448 - It's Stephen. 188 00:07:20,517 --> 00:07:21,827 - Always remember this-- 189 00:07:21,896 --> 00:07:24,448 [as Denzel] "King Kong ain't got nothing on me." 190 00:07:24,517 --> 00:07:25,724 Let's do this, young man, a'ight? 191 00:07:30,137 --> 00:07:31,241 - Well, well, well, 192 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:32,862 just the man I've been looking for. 193 00:07:32,931 --> 00:07:35,793 - Uh-oh, don't nobody want the HR rep looking for 'em. 194 00:07:35,862 --> 00:07:37,551 - It's nothing bad. I just wanted to give you 195 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:38,931 your paperwork for your promotion. 196 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,137 - Oh, okay, I was scared for a second. 197 00:07:41,206 --> 00:07:43,000 - Yeah, I saw foreclosure and food stamps 198 00:07:43,068 --> 00:07:45,655 flash behind your eyes. - [laughs] 199 00:07:45,724 --> 00:07:47,068 - How you been? 200 00:07:47,137 --> 00:07:49,137 Oh, did you ever end up watching that "30 for 30" 201 00:07:49,206 --> 00:07:50,931 on Dominique Wilkins I told you about? 202 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,172 - Hell yeah. 203 00:07:53,241 --> 00:07:55,724 That was really dope, and you know I love Dominique, right? 204 00:07:55,793 --> 00:07:57,068 - Yes. - Hey, hey, look, 205 00:07:57,137 --> 00:07:59,000 even though he played basketball, 206 00:07:59,068 --> 00:08:01,827 watching him inspired me to play high school football. 207 00:08:01,896 --> 00:08:03,931 - Ooh. - And back-to-back concussions 208 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,689 inspired me to quit. - Yeah, it's a violent game. 209 00:08:06,758 --> 00:08:08,000 - [blows lips] - I'm glad you got out 210 00:08:08,068 --> 00:08:10,103 with your looks. - [mutters indistinctly] 211 00:08:10,172 --> 00:08:12,448 [both chuckling] 212 00:08:12,517 --> 00:08:13,724 Ah. 213 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,793 - Oh, oh, oh--fast food again? 214 00:08:16,862 --> 00:08:18,931 - I know--look, it's quick and it's easy, and-- 215 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,896 - It's terrible for your heart! 216 00:08:20,965 --> 00:08:22,413 - Delicious. - Why don't you let me 217 00:08:22,482 --> 00:08:24,965 cook you up one of my homemade keto-friendly lunches? 218 00:08:25,034 --> 00:08:26,586 - Um-- - I keep an extra one 219 00:08:26,655 --> 00:08:30,068 right here in the fridge just in case I forget to pack mine, 220 00:08:30,137 --> 00:08:32,034 and you don't even need to heat that up. 221 00:08:32,103 --> 00:08:33,448 - Hmm... 222 00:08:33,517 --> 00:08:35,793 well, it better be good. 223 00:08:35,862 --> 00:08:37,275 You just threw away a 4 for 4. 224 00:08:37,344 --> 00:08:38,793 - [laughs] Well, 4 for 4 225 00:08:38,862 --> 00:08:40,344 turn into funeral for funeral. 226 00:08:40,413 --> 00:08:41,758 - [grunts] Yeah. 227 00:08:41,827 --> 00:08:43,379 - Boy, you really are falling apart, aren't you? 228 00:08:43,448 --> 00:08:45,034 - I know. [groans] 229 00:08:45,103 --> 00:08:48,689 You know, I just feel like my knee gets worse by the day. 230 00:08:48,758 --> 00:08:50,103 - Well, you should take the day off 231 00:08:50,172 --> 00:08:52,000 and have your wife drive you to the doctor. 232 00:08:52,068 --> 00:08:54,482 - Eh, she got a million things to do as it is. 233 00:08:54,551 --> 00:08:56,413 - She too busy for her crippled husband? 234 00:08:56,482 --> 00:08:57,896 - Well, in her defense, 235 00:08:57,965 --> 00:09:01,862 she told me to walk on the other leg. 236 00:09:01,931 --> 00:09:03,137 - Great advice. - Yeah. 237 00:09:03,206 --> 00:09:04,517 - Sounds like she works at Urgent Care. 238 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,275 - [laughs] 239 00:09:06,344 --> 00:09:09,793 - Hey, can I watch you take the first bite? 240 00:09:09,862 --> 00:09:11,827 Would that be weird? - Not at all. 241 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:13,896 I mean, I like to watch people enjoy my cooking. 242 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:16,137 - [gasps] Terry, you cook? - Yeah. 243 00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:18,724 - Look at you messing around with gender roles. 244 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:21,965 - Yeah, well, it's more like a necessity, right? 245 00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:23,551 'Cause my wife don't cook, and when she does, 246 00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:24,965 you don't want it. 247 00:09:25,034 --> 00:09:26,275 - Mm. 248 00:09:26,344 --> 00:09:27,827 Well, try mine. 249 00:09:30,689 --> 00:09:32,310 - Oh, my God. - Mm-hmm. 250 00:09:32,379 --> 00:09:33,965 - This is keto? 251 00:09:34,034 --> 00:09:37,275 - Mm, keep eating that, and you're gonna fit into a Speedo. 252 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:40,896 [both laugh] 253 00:09:40,965 --> 00:09:42,655 - [sighs] - [as Denzel] Hey, Stephen, 254 00:09:42,724 --> 00:09:44,965 who's your daddy, huh? [chuckles] 255 00:09:45,034 --> 00:09:47,344 Good job, Jasmine. - How did you just beat me? 256 00:09:47,413 --> 00:09:49,965 - Listen, no offense, but, uh, 257 00:09:50,034 --> 00:09:51,034 you suck. 258 00:09:51,103 --> 00:09:52,793 Okay? Don't worry about it. 259 00:09:52,862 --> 00:09:53,965 After a couple of weeks of coaching from me, 260 00:09:54,034 --> 00:09:54,827 you'll be number four in the state. 261 00:09:54,896 --> 00:09:56,000 - Really? - Yeah. 262 00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:58,137 - Thank you, Coach. - No problem. 263 00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:00,448 - What's going on here? - Oh, hey. 264 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:01,931 I'm the new gaming coach, Brandon. 265 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,689 - Danielle, Stephen's mom. - Okay. 266 00:10:04,758 --> 00:10:06,172 - Don't I know you from somewhere? 267 00:10:06,241 --> 00:10:09,931 - Um, I don't think so. - Are you sure? 268 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,172 You look real familiar. 269 00:10:12,241 --> 00:10:14,517 [gasps] [whispers] Wait a minute. 270 00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:15,586 Project Boy? 271 00:10:15,655 --> 00:10:17,275 - Who is Project Boy? 272 00:10:17,344 --> 00:10:18,862 both: No one! 273 00:10:18,931 --> 00:10:21,586 - Honey, go wait in the car. I need to talk to your coach. 274 00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:27,103 I'd recognize that bubble butt anywhere. 275 00:10:27,172 --> 00:10:28,551 - Excuse me? 276 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:31,137 And also, thank you. 277 00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:33,068 - I've seen you shaking it down at the strip club, 278 00:10:33,137 --> 00:10:35,344 and I cannot believe the school would hire 279 00:10:35,413 --> 00:10:37,068 a dirty dancer to coach kids! 280 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,896 - Wait a minute. I remember you now. 281 00:10:38,965 --> 00:10:41,379 A $2 tip for a 20 minute lap dance? 282 00:10:41,448 --> 00:10:42,655 Seriously? 283 00:10:42,724 --> 00:10:44,034 And I gave you all my best moves too-- 284 00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:46,551 the helicopter, the Tootsie Roll shuffle, 285 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:47,931 the banana split. - [whispers] Quiet down! 286 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,758 Get up! 287 00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:51,862 You just wait until I tell Principal Horner 288 00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:53,000 who you really are. - Wait! 289 00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:54,275 No, no, no, no. Please, please. 290 00:10:54,344 --> 00:10:55,344 L--l-look, that's in my past, all right? 291 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:56,620 I'm not a stripper anymore. 292 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:57,965 Plus, you down there at Sisqo's so much, 293 00:10:58,034 --> 00:10:59,793 they named a drink after you. 294 00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:02,758 - I'm very proud of the Milf-erina. 295 00:11:02,827 --> 00:11:03,965 - So how you gonna judge me? 296 00:11:04,034 --> 00:11:06,137 - Easily! You shouldn't be around kids. 297 00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:08,586 There should be a separation of sex and state. 298 00:11:08,655 --> 00:11:09,724 - You sure about that? 299 00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:11,000 'Cause the state always screws me 300 00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:13,379 and then wanna call it taxes. [laughs] 301 00:11:14,655 --> 00:11:16,034 I can't get nothing for that? 302 00:11:18,896 --> 00:11:20,000 [blows lips] 303 00:11:22,137 --> 00:11:24,793 - I hate all these ugly-ass outfits. 304 00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:29,103 - All these outfits yours. 305 00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:31,379 Don't blame me for your shitty taste. 306 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,655 - Why you walkin' in here like you got a mouse 307 00:11:34,724 --> 00:11:37,000 in your pocket that suck dick? 308 00:11:40,896 --> 00:11:44,000 - I just really love my new job. 309 00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:45,896 Those kids at the school are half my age, 310 00:11:45,965 --> 00:11:47,517 and they're already smarter than me. 311 00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:48,724 Can you believe that? 312 00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:51,379 both: Yeah. 313 00:11:51,448 --> 00:11:52,620 - That reminds me, Brandon, 314 00:11:52,689 --> 00:11:55,000 you are the technology expert. 315 00:11:55,068 --> 00:11:58,379 Should I introduce some NFTs into my portfolio? 316 00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:00,448 - Denise, what is NFTs? 317 00:12:00,517 --> 00:12:03,482 - Negro Financial Token. 318 00:12:03,551 --> 00:12:06,172 - Brandon, someone exposed your OnlyFans. 319 00:12:06,241 --> 00:12:07,655 - What? - It's streaming live 320 00:12:07,724 --> 00:12:09,551 right now on Twitch. - Let me see. 321 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,758 Oh, my God! This is bad! 322 00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:14,103 - Brandon, you got a OnlyFans? 323 00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:17,310 - You making jack off videos in my basement, nigga? 324 00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:20,068 - No, it's not like that. 325 00:12:20,137 --> 00:12:23,310 I just do my impressions in my G-string. 326 00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:25,689 - Honestly, that's more embarrassing. 327 00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:29,896 - Your real daddy used to do impressions of a good man. 328 00:12:29,965 --> 00:12:31,827 - Now, what kind of sad-ass hater 329 00:12:31,896 --> 00:12:35,206 would expose your wack-ass OnlyFans? 330 00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:37,689 - I bet it was this kid's mom named Danielle. 331 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,586 She said that a stripper shouldn't be working with kids. 332 00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:42,172 Plus, she flat-out said that she was gonna report it. 333 00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:44,413 - Yeah, it might've been her, bud. 334 00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:47,517 - And how would she know you had a OnlyFans 335 00:12:47,586 --> 00:12:51,793 if she wasn't rubbing her coochie nipple to your content? 336 00:12:51,862 --> 00:12:53,310 - She was a regular down at Sisqo's. 337 00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:55,793 - Dang, that's pretty hypocritical 338 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,344 that she would expose you as a stripper, 339 00:12:58,413 --> 00:13:00,655 when she's a frequent patron at the club. 340 00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:02,206 - Yeah, where this lady get off? 341 00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:05,241 - Sounds like Brandon's lap. 342 00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:06,206 [phone rings] 343 00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:10,206 - Principal Horner, hey, I was just about to call-- 344 00:13:11,655 --> 00:13:12,724 [sighs] 345 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,793 Sir, you can't do that. Come on. 346 00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:18,344 I was really connecting with those kids though. 347 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,379 [sighs] No, but it-- 348 00:13:25,758 --> 00:13:28,034 Yeah, mm-hmm. 349 00:13:28,103 --> 00:13:29,310 Yeah, I understand. 350 00:13:30,862 --> 00:13:32,793 Thank you for the opportunity. 351 00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:37,965 - He just fired the hell out of you. 352 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,068 - Man, I really loved that job too. 353 00:13:40,137 --> 00:13:44,379 - Leave it to a hatin'-ass ho to stop your bag. 354 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:47,241 - Like, is a stripper the only thing people gonna see me as? 355 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:49,310 That's not me anymore. - Yeah, we know-- 356 00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:51,862 just 48 hours ago. 357 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,517 - Look, B, people are always 358 00:13:53,586 --> 00:13:55,482 gonna judge you because of your past. 359 00:13:55,551 --> 00:13:57,517 Hell, I ain't committed a crime in years, 360 00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,000 and I still get denied jobs because I'm a felon. 361 00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:02,000 - Denise, you don't work. 362 00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:04,793 - I know, but my grease do. [laughs] 363 00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:07,000 - No, it don't. 364 00:14:07,068 --> 00:14:08,586 - That's just life, son. 365 00:14:08,655 --> 00:14:11,310 - Yeah, people are always gonna judge you by what they see 366 00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:13,241 as the worst thing you've done. - Mm. 367 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,310 Mm-mm, exactly, 'cause I mean, 368 00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:17,931 I burn down one ex-boyfriend's house, 369 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,793 and then all of a sudden, I'm an arsonist. 370 00:14:19,862 --> 00:14:21,310 I mean, the shit's unreasonable. 371 00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:27,482 - I mean, personally, I agree with Lisa "Right-Eye" Ho-pez. 372 00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:29,793 Don't let your past define who you are. 373 00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:34,379 Stand up and be more than what people choose to see you as. 374 00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:38,034 What? - Now, that was some 375 00:14:38,103 --> 00:14:40,310 real inspirational Oprah-type shit, Pat-Pat. 376 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,206 - Yeah, Ma, where'd you get that from? 377 00:14:42,275 --> 00:14:43,206 - Oprah. 378 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,137 - You know what, Mom? You're right. 379 00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:47,724 My past doesn't define me. 380 00:14:47,793 --> 00:14:48,931 I'ma march up to that school 381 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,206 and give them a piece of my mind. 382 00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:51,896 - Uh, don't give 'em a piece of your mind, 383 00:14:51,965 --> 00:14:53,172 'cause you need every bit of it. 384 00:14:53,241 --> 00:14:55,482 - [chuckles mockingly] 385 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,000 - You realized it's 10:00 p.m.? 386 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:06,275 - Every bit of it. 387 00:15:08,551 --> 00:15:10,517 - I still think the blue sneakers 388 00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:13,000 with the purple hair's gonna snatch the crowd's edges. 389 00:15:13,068 --> 00:15:14,827 - Denise, can I get more Mary J. Blige 390 00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:16,931 and less Sour Patch Kids? 391 00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:21,413 What are you eating? - Well, he ain't gagging, 392 00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:23,965 so it ain't the spaghetti you made. 393 00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:27,034 - Coworker of mine made me a keto-friendly meal to try. 394 00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:28,724 - Keto? What the hell is keto, 395 00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:30,103 and why is it so damn friendly? 396 00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:32,620 - [chuckles] It's a diet, baby-- 397 00:15:32,689 --> 00:15:34,068 low-carb, high in protein. 398 00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:36,827 She said it's supposed to burn fat fast. 399 00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:38,068 - No carbs? So no bread? 400 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,068 - Bread is carbs, so... - No rice? 401 00:15:40,137 --> 00:15:41,310 - No rice. - How 'bout ice cream? 402 00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:42,896 - Nope. - Wait a minute. 403 00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:44,448 So you take everything off the table? 404 00:15:44,517 --> 00:15:45,931 Bitch can't even have no Skittles? 405 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,551 - Mm-mm. - Why is some random woman 406 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,137 making you meals anyway? 407 00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:54,000 - Um, actually, she made it for herself 408 00:15:54,068 --> 00:15:55,689 and just gave it to me. 409 00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:58,137 - Did she now? 410 00:15:58,206 --> 00:15:59,517 - Damn, this shit good. 411 00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:03,758 Next time, tell her to make enough for both of us. 412 00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:07,275 - That's a good point, Pat. 413 00:16:07,344 --> 00:16:09,689 Why she ain't make a meal for your wife, Terry? 414 00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:12,068 Or your kids, or your sister-in-law 415 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:15,068 who also loves free food? 416 00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:17,931 - My sister-in-law likes free everything. 417 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,413 Plus, I don't know, 418 00:16:19,482 --> 00:16:20,827 it's just something nice for me, 419 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:23,620 not a soup kitchen. 420 00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:25,965 - Now, who is she again? 421 00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:28,241 Did we meet her at karaoke? 422 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,586 - Michelle works in HR, 423 00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:32,517 and no, she wasn't there. 424 00:16:32,586 --> 00:16:34,517 - So Michelle-- - Damn it, Denise! 425 00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:39,448 - Who we, for some reason, were not introduced to 426 00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:42,758 at the office-wide karaoke clambake, 427 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:46,931 made some food for herself and then gave it to you 428 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,172 in her good Tupperware? 429 00:16:50,241 --> 00:16:52,241 - Yes, Denise. 430 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:53,793 I need to take trash to the street. 431 00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:55,586 - I bet you do. 432 00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:03,241 Don't you eat this temptress' food! 433 00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:05,344 - What you talkin' 'bout? 434 00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:08,206 - I'm talking about this ho-bag, Michelle, 435 00:17:08,275 --> 00:17:09,931 making meals for your man. 436 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,241 - Girl, you sound crazy. 437 00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:13,586 - Do I? Because I was Michelle. 438 00:17:13,655 --> 00:17:16,586 I know what it means to make a meal for a married man. 439 00:17:16,655 --> 00:17:18,551 First, they start off eating your meatloaf, 440 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:21,482 next, they got a mouthful of your coochie croissant. 441 00:17:25,689 --> 00:17:27,689 - He said she made it for herself, 442 00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:29,034 and she gave him some. 443 00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:36,689 - Okay, oregano, 444 00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:37,689 tarragon... 445 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,310 Spanish paprika. 446 00:17:41,379 --> 00:17:43,517 Okay, Pat, you don't make nothing this tasty 447 00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:45,310 for yourself and then give it to somebody else 448 00:17:45,379 --> 00:17:46,896 in your good Tupperware. 449 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,482 Naw, Pat, that bitch is in love with Terry. 450 00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:58,241 - First off, why you not cookin' for us 451 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:01,241 if you know so much about Spanish fucking paprika? 452 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,517 And second off, I trust my man. 453 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,137 He said she was a coworker, 454 00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:11,551 so she's a co-worker! 455 00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,344 - More like a cock-worker. 456 00:18:16,689 --> 00:18:19,379 - You just mad 'cause you ain't got no cock to rock. 457 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,896 - She's gon' be rockin' your husband's cock 458 00:18:23,965 --> 00:18:25,655 cookin' this good. 459 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:30,000 Y'all gon' be sharing cock. 460 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,586 You's a share-cock-a. 461 00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:35,137 You get a cock, you get a cock, you get a cock. 462 00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:39,827 - I can't believe I just did that! 463 00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:41,000 - That's what I'm talking about, man. 464 00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:42,896 See? You got it. 465 00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:43,896 - [sighs] - See? 466 00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:45,034 He's still in here. 467 00:18:45,103 --> 00:18:46,137 I thought you said he was fired. 468 00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:48,068 - He was. Brandon, do not make me 469 00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:49,517 call security. - Principal Horner, 470 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:50,724 can I talk to you for a minute? 471 00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:52,172 I got something to get off my chest. 472 00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:54,172 - Hopefully not your baby oil. 473 00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:56,827 - You know what? You can make all the jokes 474 00:18:56,896 --> 00:18:59,344 you want about my content. 475 00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:03,586 But you don't get to define who I am or what I'll be. 476 00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:05,137 Principal Horner, imagine if you were defined 477 00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:06,586 by the things you did to make money. 478 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:10,551 It's no different from me. 479 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:13,379 And another thing-- I am way more than my flat abs 480 00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:16,413 and my thick, supple ass, a'ight? 481 00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:18,517 I'm somebody's brother. 482 00:19:18,586 --> 00:19:21,000 I'm a son, and I don't care what anybody has to say. 483 00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:22,620 I know I'm a damn good teacher, 484 00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:24,827 and not one of y'all gon' be able to take that away from me. 485 00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:26,413 - You were never a teacher, my friend. 486 00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:28,206 - You were a coach, at best. 487 00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:30,344 - All right, coach, whatever. 488 00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:33,517 My point is I'm not my mistakes, 489 00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:35,241 and I'm way more than what Danielle over here 490 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:36,758 thinks of me. 491 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,137 - We don't care if you do Eddie Murphy impressions online 492 00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:42,068 in your underwear for money. 493 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,172 - You get paid for that? 494 00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:45,827 - Coach Brandon, 495 00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:47,482 you were the best coach we've ever had. 496 00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:48,758 - Thank you, Jasmine, 497 00:19:48,827 --> 00:19:51,655 and it was a honor teaching all of you guys. 498 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,620 - Okay, pretty speech. You can leave now. 499 00:19:53,689 --> 00:19:56,137 I will not have my son around a common whore. 500 00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:57,724 - Oh, shut up, Mom. 501 00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:01,275 - What did you just say? 502 00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:02,965 - I said "shut up." 503 00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:06,068 - Ooh, I felt my momma's slap on that one. 504 00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:08,482 - She made me set up a Twitch stream to expose you. 505 00:20:08,551 --> 00:20:10,068 I'm sorry. - No, no, no. 506 00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:11,655 I'm sorry, because what the fuck? 507 00:20:11,724 --> 00:20:13,310 - Oh, now you're gonna fucking cuss around them? 508 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,137 - Oh, people, please, watch the language. 509 00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:17,758 - My mom is a hypocrite, 510 00:20:17,827 --> 00:20:19,793 and it doesn't just stop at strip clubs. 511 00:20:19,862 --> 00:20:21,482 She's addicted to porn. 512 00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:25,172 - [laughing] Holy shit. 513 00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:28,689 - She has no right to judge you for your past 514 00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:30,379 when she used half my college fund 515 00:20:30,448 --> 00:20:32,965 on subscriptions to PornHub and Tasty Blacks. 516 00:20:35,965 --> 00:20:37,241 - I'm recovering. 517 00:20:38,931 --> 00:20:41,482 - Tasty Blacks, you said? 518 00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:43,206 - I'm sorry again, Coach Brandon. 519 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,724 You really are the best. - Thanks, Steve. 520 00:20:50,689 --> 00:20:53,551 - By the way the job is still yours. 521 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,655 But you are gonna have to show me that helicopter move. 522 00:21:01,379 --> 00:21:04,103 - [as Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat] Otay. 523 00:21:04,172 --> 00:21:06,034 - Hey, Michelle. - Hey. 524 00:21:06,103 --> 00:21:08,758 - Hey, that meal you made was off the chain. 525 00:21:08,827 --> 00:21:10,827 - Thank you. - I got your Tupperware. 526 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,448 - Oh, and I have another lunch for you today. 527 00:21:13,517 --> 00:21:15,827 - Oh, now, Michelle, you really didn't have to. 528 00:21:15,896 --> 00:21:19,034 - I know I didn't have to. I wanted to. 529 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:22,000 I lost my husband last year-- massive heart attack. 530 00:21:22,068 --> 00:21:23,655 - Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 531 00:21:23,724 --> 00:21:25,310 - Yeah, so I'm really committed 532 00:21:25,379 --> 00:21:27,931 to teaching the people I care about how to eat healthier. 533 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,862 - Well--well, I appreciate you, and I had no idea 534 00:21:31,931 --> 00:21:35,068 about your husband. My condolences. 535 00:21:35,137 --> 00:21:36,413 - Thank you. 536 00:21:36,482 --> 00:21:40,103 Yeah, it'll be a year next week. 537 00:21:40,172 --> 00:21:42,379 Somehow, it seems longer. 538 00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:44,620 My whole life was about taking care of him. 539 00:21:44,689 --> 00:21:46,310 Whether it sounds feminist to say it or not, 540 00:21:46,379 --> 00:21:47,517 screw it. 541 00:21:48,931 --> 00:21:51,413 I loved taking care of that man. 542 00:21:51,482 --> 00:21:53,965 - I'm sorry, I-- 543 00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:56,758 - Anyway, hey! I am putting together 544 00:21:56,827 --> 00:21:58,310 a happy hour for everyone after work. 545 00:21:58,379 --> 00:22:00,000 You wanna go? - Um, I don't know. 546 00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:01,931 Let me check-- - You could be my date. 547 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,793 - Well, you know, maybe I'll invite Pat. 548 00:22:06,862 --> 00:22:09,172 You know, she loves free hors d'oeuvres, 549 00:22:09,241 --> 00:22:11,448 appetizers and stuff like that. 550 00:22:11,517 --> 00:22:13,275 You know what? 551 00:22:13,344 --> 00:22:14,482 This is a good chance that you and her 552 00:22:14,551 --> 00:22:15,448 can get to know each other. 553 00:22:15,517 --> 00:22:16,482 - Oh. [chuckles] 554 00:22:16,551 --> 00:22:17,620 [phone chimes] Sure. 555 00:22:17,689 --> 00:22:19,000 - Yeah. - That'll be something. 556 00:22:19,068 --> 00:22:20,896 - Yeah. 557 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,034 - Ooh, hang on. I have to see 558 00:22:22,103 --> 00:22:23,275 if a meeting is still happening. 559 00:22:23,344 --> 00:22:24,482 - Okay. 560 00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,000 [line rings] 561 00:22:27,068 --> 00:22:29,758 - Hey, Terry, what you doing calling me at work? 562 00:22:29,827 --> 00:22:31,241 Let me guess-- one of them whites 563 00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:33,379 done went postal on y'all up there? 564 00:22:33,448 --> 00:22:35,379 I told you drop, duck, and roll. 565 00:22:35,448 --> 00:22:36,689 - [laughs] 566 00:22:36,758 --> 00:22:39,000 No, no, not yet. I'm just calling to see 567 00:22:39,068 --> 00:22:41,517 if you wanted to go to happy hour tonight? 568 00:22:41,586 --> 00:22:42,793 You know, a few of the coworkers are going, 569 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,241 and I know that everybody in the office 570 00:22:45,310 --> 00:22:47,965 would love to see what you look like without fillers. 571 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,310 - Ooh, you know she got a show tonight. 572 00:22:50,379 --> 00:22:51,620 - Denise? 573 00:22:51,689 --> 00:22:53,172 Pat, you got me on speaker again, girl? 574 00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:55,517 - Yeah, baby, sitting right here on my titty. 575 00:22:55,586 --> 00:22:58,103 Shut the fuck up, Denise. 576 00:22:58,172 --> 00:22:59,896 Look, baby, go on without me. 577 00:22:59,965 --> 00:23:01,620 You need to hit all these work events up, 578 00:23:01,689 --> 00:23:02,931 and you know, get in tight with Max 579 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,793 ever since you got that promotion. 580 00:23:04,862 --> 00:23:08,172 - Fuck Max. - Uh--uh, have fun. 581 00:23:08,241 --> 00:23:09,068 I love you. - I love-- 582 00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:13,103 - Sorry about that. 583 00:23:13,172 --> 00:23:16,068 Some guy on 12 told a woman she looked like a hot donut, 584 00:23:16,137 --> 00:23:18,551 and he wanted to glaze her. 585 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:19,896 [sighs] So I have to, yet again, 586 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:22,241 schedule another sexual harassment course 587 00:23:22,310 --> 00:23:23,793 for the plant. - Damn. 588 00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:26,310 That's the third one this year. Hey, but look, you know, 589 00:23:26,379 --> 00:23:27,827 I'm gon' see you after work, yup. 590 00:23:27,896 --> 00:23:29,586 - Oh, great! See you there. 591 00:23:29,655 --> 00:23:32,137 - Okay. - Uh, is Pat coming? 592 00:23:32,206 --> 00:23:33,482 - No, no, she can't make it. 593 00:23:33,551 --> 00:23:34,862 - Aw, damn. 594 00:23:34,931 --> 00:23:36,482 I was looking forward to meeting her. 595 00:23:36,551 --> 00:23:38,689 [bell buzzes] 596 00:23:38,758 --> 00:23:40,586 Well, time to get back at it. 597 00:23:40,655 --> 00:23:42,448 I'll see you tonight. - Yup, see you. 598 00:23:42,517 --> 00:23:43,517 - See ya. 599 00:23:43,586 --> 00:23:46,482 [dance music] 600 00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:48,896 ♪ ♪ 601 00:23:48,965 --> 00:23:51,310 - Oh, Terry! You made it! 602 00:23:51,379 --> 00:23:52,862 I thought you were gonna stand me up. 603 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,482 - I had to go home and change. 604 00:23:54,551 --> 00:23:55,896 - Oh, I can see that. 605 00:23:55,965 --> 00:23:58,103 New shirt? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 606 00:23:58,172 --> 00:23:59,620 Even though I'm not on the floor right now, 607 00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:00,896 I still go home smelling like oil. 608 00:24:00,965 --> 00:24:02,172 - [laughs] - Right, so I thought 609 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,448 I'd go home and bust open a fresh one. 610 00:24:04,517 --> 00:24:05,448 - Mm. - It's crazy 611 00:24:05,517 --> 00:24:06,448 that you noticed that. 612 00:24:06,517 --> 00:24:08,068 - Oh, I notice things. 613 00:24:09,517 --> 00:24:11,000 Ralph Lauren? - George Foreman. 614 00:24:11,068 --> 00:24:12,137 - Oh. - Ha-- 615 00:24:12,206 --> 00:24:13,827 [blows lips] Where is everybody? 616 00:24:13,896 --> 00:24:15,655 I thought the whole plant was gonna be here. 617 00:24:15,724 --> 00:24:17,586 - [sighs] I guess everybody got busy. 618 00:24:17,655 --> 00:24:18,896 - Mm. - But don't worry. 619 00:24:18,965 --> 00:24:20,275 We'll still have fun, just the two of us. 620 00:24:20,344 --> 00:24:21,620 Come. Sit. 621 00:24:21,689 --> 00:24:23,827 I don't want you to stand on that bad leg of yours. 622 00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:25,206 - All right. You know, I gotta call Max 623 00:24:25,275 --> 00:24:26,413 first to see where he is. 624 00:24:26,482 --> 00:24:27,931 It's not like him to miss a happy hour. 625 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,413 - Well, before you do that... 626 00:24:31,482 --> 00:24:33,586 open this. 627 00:24:35,448 --> 00:24:38,275 - [chuckles] What is it? - Well, just open it and see. 628 00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:40,275 - Eh, all right. 629 00:24:40,344 --> 00:24:41,448 [sighs] 630 00:24:46,137 --> 00:24:48,068 Holy... 631 00:24:48,137 --> 00:24:52,000 theDominique Wilkins signed this? 632 00:24:52,068 --> 00:24:54,034 [high-pitched] This is incredible! 633 00:24:54,103 --> 00:24:56,068 - You like it? I saw it up for auction 634 00:24:56,137 --> 00:24:57,655 one night, and I stayed up late till I won it! 635 00:24:57,724 --> 00:24:59,413 - This is really dope. 636 00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:00,793 Uh, thank you. 637 00:25:00,862 --> 00:25:02,965 - Anything for you, Terry. 638 00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:06,758 - Um, 639 00:25:06,827 --> 00:25:08,793 you know what? I-- 640 00:25:08,862 --> 00:25:10,689 I can't accept this. 641 00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:16,172 - Wh--why not? 642 00:25:16,241 --> 00:25:18,965 - Because Pat'd kill me. 643 00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:20,482 - Pat doesn't let you receive gifts 644 00:25:20,551 --> 00:25:22,000 from your friends? 645 00:25:22,068 --> 00:25:25,172 - Not friends that look like you. 646 00:25:25,241 --> 00:25:27,206 - Look like me? What are you talking about? 647 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:30,103 - Uh, you know what? I gotta--I gotta go. 648 00:25:30,172 --> 00:25:32,724 - Terry, wait, you just got here. 649 00:25:32,793 --> 00:25:34,172 - Uh, I just remembered 650 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,517 that I left a cap off the toothpaste at home. 651 00:25:36,586 --> 00:25:37,724 - Terry... 652 00:25:40,137 --> 00:25:41,275 Stay. - Oh! 653 00:25:41,344 --> 00:25:42,793 [grunts] - Oh, my God! 654 00:25:42,862 --> 00:25:45,413 Terry, are you okay? - Ah, oh, no, no, my leg. 655 00:25:45,482 --> 00:25:46,758 - Oh, my-- - [screams] 656 00:25:46,827 --> 00:25:48,172 - Oh! Oh. 657 00:25:48,241 --> 00:25:50,551 - [grunting] - Don't worry, I got you, papi. 658 00:25:53,275 --> 00:25:55,551 - Y'all stop torturing your daddy. 659 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,206 - Yeah, 'cause his ancient body 660 00:25:57,275 --> 00:26:00,827 breakin' down and dyin' and shit is torture enough. 661 00:26:00,896 --> 00:26:02,586 - Shut up, Denise, over there lookin' like 662 00:26:02,655 --> 00:26:03,931 a cupcake from "Major Payne." 663 00:26:05,862 --> 00:26:06,965 Ain't nobody dying. 664 00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:09,000 I just tore my meniscus, all right? 665 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,931 The doctor said that I'll be up 666 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,241 walking around by the end of the month. 667 00:26:12,310 --> 00:26:14,137 - Hmm. - Hmm, how bad is your pain, 668 00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:15,275 baby? - [sighs] 669 00:26:15,344 --> 00:26:16,793 Baby, it was about a nine, 670 00:26:16,862 --> 00:26:20,620 but then doc gave me these bad boys. 671 00:26:20,689 --> 00:26:23,586 - Ooh, shit, T. This that good shit. 672 00:26:23,655 --> 00:26:24,862 - Mm-hmm. - You gotta be careful 673 00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:26,137 with these. I tell you one thing. 674 00:26:26,206 --> 00:26:28,620 They bring back some memories for me-- 675 00:26:28,689 --> 00:26:30,862 some foggy-ass memories-- - Hey! 676 00:26:30,931 --> 00:26:32,655 You not 'bout to steal my purse, bitch. 677 00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:34,068 Let this shit go! 678 00:26:34,137 --> 00:26:35,310 - Pat, Pat, Pat-- - You better let this shit-- 679 00:26:35,379 --> 00:26:36,344 fuck it! 680 00:26:43,206 --> 00:26:46,172 - So how did you say this happened again, baby? 681 00:26:46,241 --> 00:26:47,586 - Oh, hey, baby, it wasn't nothing. 682 00:26:47,655 --> 00:26:49,034 I just slipped on some oil at work. 683 00:26:49,103 --> 00:26:51,206 - Ugh, these unsafe working conditions 684 00:26:51,275 --> 00:26:53,344 at these corporate factories are insane! 685 00:26:53,413 --> 00:26:54,862 You know, I was reading an article once-- 686 00:26:54,931 --> 00:26:56,689 - [clapping] No one cares. 687 00:26:56,758 --> 00:26:58,862 - Guess who made the top 500 on OnlyFans. 688 00:26:58,931 --> 00:27:00,310 - [clapping] No one cares. 689 00:27:02,034 --> 00:27:04,068 - Come through, top 500. 690 00:27:04,137 --> 00:27:05,344 - How'd you pull that off? 691 00:27:05,413 --> 00:27:06,758 - Some of the kids from the gaming community 692 00:27:06,827 --> 00:27:09,034 felt bad about Stephen's mom embarrassing me, 693 00:27:09,103 --> 00:27:11,655 so they had all their moms buy ads on my OnlyFans, 694 00:27:11,724 --> 00:27:14,103 and I already made $1,000. 695 00:27:14,172 --> 00:27:17,482 - Damn, nephew, I'm proud of you! 696 00:27:17,551 --> 00:27:20,551 - [sighs] Somebody cares. 697 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:22,172 - Pat, can I borrow a hunny? 698 00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:23,413 - Nobody cares. 699 00:27:23,482 --> 00:27:24,413 - What? 700 00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:28,344 [phone vibrating] 701 00:27:28,413 --> 00:27:31,206 - Who the hell is texting you at this time of night? 702 00:27:35,448 --> 00:27:37,551 Michelle? [scoffs] 703 00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:39,655 What the fuck? 704 00:27:46,310 --> 00:27:47,379 [funky music] 705 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:49,137 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 706 00:27:49,206 --> 00:27:51,379 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 707 00:27:51,448 --> 00:27:55,689 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman, and you can't get enough ♪ 708 00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:59,931 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman with family and kids ♪ 709 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,068 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 710 00:28:03,137 --> 00:28:08,965 ♪ And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪